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Baghdad Bob's New Job

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A friend of mine pointed out this message board for a particular stock. Well, he thinks he may have found Baghdad Bob. Let's for the sake of protecting Baghdad Bob's identity, we'll use fictitious names for the companies. We'll call the company that Bob works for Widget Inc. with a trade symbol of WID.

 

The story starts out that some person named Fred has heard that some company, we'll call Gizmo, is rumored to have bought a product from Widget that has a quality problem and they are thinking of suing them.

 

Gizmo/WID
by: fred
 
 
Is there something going on between Gizmo and Widget Inc. ?

BTW, if you are a Widget Inc. monitor do not respond unless is the truth. You are being paid to represent Widget Inc. and therefore are held responsible for any mis-leading information. We know who you are. :)

A monitor is someone who works for a company and "monitor's" message board to prevent false rumors from spreading. Except here, it's the monitors who may be spreading false rumors. I guess Fred had dealt with these idiots before.

 

 

 

Here's Baghdad Bob's response. Note how he pitches how great Widget Inc. is. Just like it was copied from the company brochure. What is especially funny is that he's hinting that this a blockbuster deal. I don't think so......

Re: Gizmo/WID
by: bob
Long-Term Sentiment: Strong Buy
 
 
Widget Inc. supplies products and services to over 50 customers. Widget Inc.'s SEC filings report that its facilities are "organized as customer-focused factories, which have dedicated manufacturing lines and customer teams" in an approach that enhances customer satisfaction and manufacturing flexibility.

Don't know of any blockbuster deals but Gizmo is one of Widget Inc.'s current customers!
Today will be the last buying opportunity then it is a steady rise in the stock price!
Strong long term buy and hold!

Strong long term buy and hold ?

 

 

I think Fred is getting a little pissed off here.

Re: Gizmo/WID
by: fred
 
 
Why did you post this ? We all know what Widget Inc. does. Probably it would have been better not to respond and not draw suspicion from what appears to be a "I neither can confirm nor deny" statement.

What I know is that this is no blockbuster deal and it involves some kind of product Gizmo has been buying from the Widget Inc. doorknob group. Something from here http://www.Widget Inc.com/doorknob and something to do with doors. Trying to find out more details.....

 

 

 

While Bob has one hand on the mouse and the other, well lets just say those keyboard extenders come in handy, has found some irrelevant information to make Widget Inc. look good and that Fred got his facts mixed up.

Re: Gizmo/WID
by: bob
Long-Term Sentiment: Strong Buy
 
SAN DIEGO, Jan 1, 2003 (BUSINESS WIRE) -- Idiot Technologies Inc. announced today that it has entered into a manufacturing agreement with Widget Inc., a world leader in doorknob manufacturing

http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/news/Idiot&Widget

Not sure if this is what your looking for?
Good news none the less!
Strong long term buy and hold!

What's with this "Strong long term buy and hold!" crap ? He's holding it all right.

 

 

 

Anyway, Door Handle Corp will make some announcements. Of course it's great for Widget Inc. Hmmm, Baghdad Bob's been down this road before with this catch 22 back in the Iraq war. Saddam wanted to use weapons of mass destruction but if he does, then the world knows he has them.

Door Handle Corp. to hold CC this thursday...
by: bob
Long-Term Sentiment: Strong Buy
 
http://biz.yahoo.com/WidgetInc/press

Should shed some light on the doorknob industry this quarter and going forward!
Widget Inc.'s share price should move up on the news!
Think Widget Inc.'s management are in a catch 22 position they want to state how well Widget Inc. is doing but at the same time they are trying to buy back shares! (Can't do both so they are buying back shares)
Strong long term buy and hold!

 

There's that "Strong long term buy and hold!" crap again. This guy is in dire need of help. I hope he's cleaning up the mess with his "stock options".

 

 

 

Oh,Oh! News from their competitor, Door Handle Corp, isn't good but look how he turns it around that it's good news for Widget Inc. even though they make the same product and also can potential be sued.

Re: Door Hamdle Corp/ new irrelevant for WID (EOM)
by: bob
Long-Term Sentiment: Strong Buy
 
 
http://biz.yahoo.com/doorhandlecorp/press

Door Handle Corp. just lost almost 1 billion in a court case.
Could put their company in peril!
If it puts Door Handle Corp. in jeopardy their customers will be moving to other doorknob companies like Widget Inc.!
I think it is positive news for Widget Inc.'s future prospects!
Anytime a competitor is knocked down a level it is good news for others in the sector!

Must be done "holding" it.

 

 

Bob's piss poor attempt at 1 liners but there's a buying opportunity! He must of gotten beat up a lot as a kid.

Was a down day on the market....
by: bob
Long-Term Sentiment: Strong Buy
 
 
End of story!
DJIA down 160 points!
Nasdaq down 71 points!
Widget Inc. being a high beta stock got hammered!
Actually this price drop is a good thing since the additional 18 million buy back will cost less cash! Leaving more on the Balance sheet!
Going forward what everyone is not taking into account is prospective Door Handle Corp. customers might now look elsewhere for their outsourcing needs!
Looking at this lawsuit as reason to give other doorknob providers the nod.
What makes me laugh is when the stock price drops down all the shorts come out!
Where were you guys when the stock was over$20 on Sept 8th?
Your negative views were none existent 2 weeks ago, yet you all choose to come out now when the stock is trading at $13.89?
What a joke!
Another buying opportunity is here don't miss it!

 

 

 

Here's someone else jumping in on the message board.

Re: Was a down day on the market....
by: dave
Long-Term Sentiment: Strong Buy
 
 
"Going forward what everyone is not taking into account is prospective Door Handle Corp. customers might now look elsewhere for there outsourcing needs!"

Are you really this stupid?


 

 

 

 

Something that we all would have like to have said to Baghdad Bob as he announced the Americans were being repelled.

Re: Was a down day on the market....
by: dave
 
 
Oh, I get it...you are just a brainless"cheerleader."

 

 

 

 

More eggs being thrown at Bob.

Bob's followers...read this classic
by: dave
Long-Term Sentiment: Buy
 
 
What a fuking moronic WID cheerleader...

"Door Handle Corp. just lost almost 1 billion in a court case.
Could put there company in peril!
If it puts Door Handle Corp. in jeopardy their customers will be moving to other doorknob companies like Widget Inc.!
I think it is positive news for Widget Inc.'s future prospects!"

 

 

 

 

Dave is probing the secret identity of "Bob"....

Re: Door Handle Corp.'s Analyst and Investor D
by: dave
 
 
Good God almighty.

I ask again: do you work for WID?


 

This went on for a few weeks.....

 

 

 

Someone else throwing their two cents in.

Re: Nice haircut today eh dude?
by: sam
 
 
Yes bob is a cheerleader. I bet he has pom poms and a big WID across his chest. Go WID Go!! Rah RAH Rah.......

 

 

 

We'll never find out for sure if it's Baghdad Bob but this guy is got to be some kind of cousin at least. Anyway, you're probably thinking that this is just some quirk and no one writes these kind of messages. Or worst yet, I made it up. Wrong! This company has been doing it for years with monitors to keep up "the image" of the company. After one bad quarter announcement, the message board was flooded with messages saying things like "I left the company a few months ago but the management team is superb" or "The management team is world class." If someone raises anything that might cause some suspicion and makes the company look bad, immediately Baghdad Bob is there to set the record straight that the company is doing great. What's really funny is that you would think that no one in their right mine would pay any attention to this. Think again. When the first note came out about Gizmo and Widget, there were dozens of employees at Widget Inc., standing around speculating on the note. This apparently went on for a few hours until a manager stops by and sees the note. His response is "Bob is right! We are doing great and we are anticipating wins!".  That's scary!!!!!

 

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