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It's Only Water www.twobarkingdogs.com
I knew these two guys at work who always played practical jokes on each other. We'll call them Sam and Fred. One day both Sam and Fred were at a big meeting with 25+ people. Some of the people were presenting to the group on the status of the projects they were working on. One of them was Sam.
Just before it was Sam's turn to present, he went to the bathroom to relieve himself. Unknowingly, Fred followed him to the Men's room.
After Sam does his business at the urinal, he turns around to zipper up and sees Fred standing there. Just as Sam says, "What are you....", Fred pulls out a squirt gun and soaks the groin area of his pants. Then Fred walks out and heads back to the meeting with a smile on his face.
Sam, standing there in shock for a while, finally realized what happened. People will think he has a loose hose. He grabs some paper towels and franticly tries to dry his crotch area on his pants with no avail. After a few minutes he gave up and heads back to the meeting hoping no one will notice because it's dark in the room.
As Sam steps into the meeting room, it was his turn to present. He heads up to the front of the room and stands right behind the projector in the dark room trying to hide his wet crotch. He's hoping that the warm air from the projector's fan will help dry up his wet area before he gets done with the presentation.
However, Fred had all this worked out. Just as Sam places down that first foil on the projector, Fred turns on some of the lights telling the group he needs them on so he can take notes. At that moment Sam crept up tightly to the projector and looking around to see if anyone noticed. So far, so good.
Then Fred proceeded to plan B. Fred positioned himself so that when Sam was presenting, he was blocking the screen. When Sam put down the next foil, Fred stood half way up and tried to look around Sam to see what what was on the screen. After a few seconds of pushing people and blocking their views, one person told Sam to step off the side so everyone can see the foil.
Sam, not quick on his feet, obeyed the command and stepped away from the projector not realizing in time what he just done. At that point there were some chuckles up front and it slowly made it's way back in the meeting room. Then Fred added the icing to the cake, with this comment, "Yeah, It's only water. Right Sam ?".
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